taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips
what does taylor swift do??
taylor swift swiftly tailors
- HEY WOW ARE YOU GRADUATING THIS YEAR?
- THAT IS SO AWESOME.
- Seriously, congratulations, you have achieved something wonderful, whether you’ve made it through high school, college, grad school, Pre-K, whatever.
- Because school is challenging no matter what level your at. Those challenges can be…
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
I WAS LOOKING FOR MY CHAPSTICK ALL FUCKING DAY BUT I JUST EMPTIED MY POCKETS AND IT’S BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- frick frop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma